Sorry, this isn’t an exaggeration in the slightest, but two Rays players collided dicks during a game today and my goodness is it painful to watch. I really recommend not watching this, but if players colliding dicks is your thing, then go for it:
No more kids coming from this duo any time soon pic.twitter.com/x4RWMSp1Gn
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 10, 2018
I really hope for their case, they had cups on, because that was brutal. That sound in the first clip leads me to think they collided cups. Scissoring your teammate is something that these two guys will NEVER live down with the rest of the team. On a side note, my 5 year old just asked me “Which one caught the ball”, I answered the only way I knew how, “they both did, son”.