Just when you think things couldn’t get any more funny, I come across something like this and it just makes me fall out of my chair laughing.
After the fog bowl last night where the Patriots throttled the Falcons, there was a lot of funny comments about the fog and how it was the Patriots fault. Falcons WR Julio Jones went off on how the Patriots shouldn’t have shot off fireworks in the fog as it made the smoke linger.
Well now it seems we have an answer behind the fog as “someone” has posted 328 (lol) Fog Machines for sale on Craigslist in the Boston area and the write up is hysterical:
The ad reads “I have 328 fog machines available for sale, used only once, don’t need anymore. Tested each and every one of them, they all did their job. You’re gonna want to keep these things away from anything that flies. No vultures, Falcons, Eagles or anything. Bad things happen. Please only call, I don’t snapface or instachat.”
Yup, that was totally Bill Belichick. FogGate confirmed. Bring on another scandal, that only means another Super Bowl.
Ps, I’m not saying this was us, but I’m also not saying this wasn’t us. You decide. But if you want some Fog Machines, they’re there on Craigslist