Satire~ Last night in game 3 of the World Series, the Boston Red Sox suffered a brutal 3-2 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers after a walk off home run by Max Muncey in the 18th inning. Over the course o…
Chris Sale May Miss Tonight’s Start Due to Chest Irritation Caused by Nipple Piercings
Satire~ It appears that Chris Sale’s much publicized woes with body piercings has gone from bad to worse. After missing game 5 of the ALCS against the Houston Astros due to self described stomach “irr…
David Price Promises to Blow Tonight’s Start so Fans can Focus on the Patriots Game
Satire- New England sports fans have a tough viewing decision to make tonight, as the Boston Red Sox face off against the Houston Astros in game 2 of the ALCS, while the New England Patriots look to t…
It Looks like Jimmy Garoppolo Just Tore His ACL
The #49ers fear a serious knee injury for QB Jimmy Garoppolo, I’m told. That’s what it appeared, as well, a non-contact knee injury that saw him carted off. — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) September …
Riley McCarron Has Unsurprisingly Been Waived
Source: the Patriots have waived WR Riley McCarron and WR Chad Hansen, plus placed RB Jeremy Hill on IR. Three roster spots opened up. — Field Yates (@FieldYates) September 10, 2018 Wait, Riley …
Robert Kraft Arrives at Weymouth P.D to Offer his Condolences after the Death of Officer Michael Chesna
Update: we are selling Weymouth PD tee shirts to raise money for officer Chesna’s family. CLICK HERE TO HELP BREAKING: @Patriots owner Robert Kraft just walked into @WeymouthPD to offer condolences af…
Tom Brady Suffers Sunburn on Vacation: Has He Abandoned the TB:12 Method?
When Tom Brady’s health and wellness book The TB12 Method: How to Achieve a Lifetime if Sustained Peak Performance, was published, it made several claims regarding hydration and muscle pliability. The…
Harpoon and Dunkin’ Donuts will Release a Beer together this Fall
WCVB– Coffee with an extra kick? Two of Massachusetts most notable beverage sellers plan on giving beer and coffee lovers just that. Canton-based Dunkin’ Donuts and Boston-based Harpoon Brewery …
Tom Brady was Nearly Sacked by a Child while Practicing Today
👀 pic.twitter.com/7yVyKfCL5S — Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) July 9, 2018 Very concerning situation over at the Brady estate in Brookline MA. The above video clearly shows a lethargic Tom Brady ba…
Julian Edelman’s Failed Drug Test Due to Eating a Tainted Tomato
Satire– A new report has surfaced shedding light on exactly what caused New England Patriots WR Julian Edelman to violate the NFL policy on performance enhancing substances. This report claims t…
